Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.... a bit of humour...
In Prison - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell
At work - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 6 cubicle !!!
In Prison - You get three meals a day provided
At work - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it !!!
In Prison - you get time off for good behaviour
At work - you get given even more work for good behaviour !!!
In Prison - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At work - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself !!!
In Prison - you can watch TV and play games
At work - You get fired for watching TV and playing games !!!
In Prison - you get your own toilet
At work - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat !!!
In Prison - they allow your family and friends to visit
At work - you can't even speak to your family on the telephone !!!
In Prison - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work involved
At work - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners !!!
In Prison - you spend most of your life inside behind bars wanting to get out
At work - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside behind bars
In Prison - you must deal with sadistic wardens
At work - they are called Managers
SO WHY IS IT, AGAIN, THAT WE WORK ?
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