My life explained

So, I just went to see Marie Antoinette and it all just clicked. My unhealthy and sometimes excessive love of chocolate, gorgeous clothes, jewels, hats, carriages and of course shoes - I was a lady of the court of Versailles in a past life! It all makes sense! I'm not abnormal, I have just retained that part of one of my previous existances.

Now, I think I'll put on a balldress and eat some chocolate! Au revoir mes petites chou fleurs!