Am bored, so you guessed it: a survey!

Would you rather.......

1. Join the circus or become a nun?
Join the circus, Cirque du Soliel in particular. Had the nun talk with God and we decided it's not for me. (He wouldn't let me keep all my shoes!)

2. Own a big cabin in the Rockies or a small apartment in New York City?
New York, New York, is a wonderful town......

3. Grow two feet taller or shrink?
Now, that didn't specify shrink by how much, so I'll say shrink an inch!

4. Have the power to become invisible, to mind-read, or to fly?
Fly. That would be awesome.

5. Snore or talk in your sleep?
Apparently I do both already, probably talk coz it's usually all nonsense anyway!

6. Be good at math or good at art?
Duh! Art! Maths is the (square) root of all evil!

7. Pierce your nose or get a tattoo?
Tattoo. Nose piercings look tacky and must be a pain when you have the sniffles!

8. Eat the same thing everyday or lose your sense of smell?
Lose my sense of smell. I get bored with food very easily.

9. Forget your name or everyone else's?
My name, it would be hilarious!

10. Have more luck than sense or more sense than luck?
More sense, because then I could kinda create my own luck to an extent.

11. Be a boy or a girl?
Girl. I don't want boy germs!

12. Trade lives with your gym teacher or your math teacher?
Math teacher, because then I could declare that maths is a useless, unnecessary evil and turn the class into a drama class instead!

13. Say "you know" after every sentence or "like" before every sentence?
"You know", sounds less air-heady.

14. Be named Grape or Pistachio?
Pistachio, kinda sounds like Petruchio from Taming of the Shrew.

15. Always eat with your hands or have to put hot sauce on everything you eat?
Always eat with my hands, don't like hot stuff.

16. Be stranded on a desert island with a clueless hunk or a gross person with survival training?
Clueless hunk. I think (at least I hope) I have enough sense to get us both through!

17. Go hiking or watch a video?
Video. I don't do outdoors, darlink!

18. Have a crush on your best friend's girlfriend/boyfriend or find out that she/he has one on you?
They have a crush on me. Very flattering, and I like to be flattered.

19. Build a snowman or a sandcastle?
Snowman. Not a fan of sand...it gets in funny places!

20. Be born with wheels instead of legs or wings instead of arms?
The wheels remind me of the Wheelies in return to Oz, which freaked me out when I was little, so definately wings instead of arms.

21. Lose your keys or lose your shoes?
Keys. Do you have any idea how long it would take to replace 112 pairs of shoes?!

22. Know absolutely everything about your crush or about world history?
World history. What can I say, I'm an history buff.

23. Change your past or know your future?
Know my future, so I could change it if necessary!

24. Go camping or stay in a fancy hotel?
I repeat: I do not do outdoors!

25. Have the power to calm everyone down or get them REALLY excited?
Really excited, much more fun.

26. Always lose or never play?
Never play. Always losing would get depressing after awhile.

27. Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Fluffy!

28. Vegetables taste like candy or traffic sounds like laughter?
Veges like candy....mmmmmmm

30. Exercise or get a manicure?
Manicure.

31. Listen to a 1-hour tape of loud machinery or a boring 1-hour lecture?
Boring 1 hour lecture. I've mastered the art of tuning out and daydreaming, while still appearing to pay attention.

32. Be the most popular girl in school or get good grades?
Good grades. Popularity is over-rated.

33. Get a kangaroo or a baby elephant for your birthday?
Baby elephant! I LOVE elephants.

34. Know it all or have it all?
Have it all. No one likes a know-it-all, but people like getting presents!

35. Have twenty pretty good friends or one best friend?
One best friend.

36. Be stupid and loved or brilliant and disliked?
Stupid and loved. I need to be loved.

37. Be liked for your looks or your personality?
Personality always wins over looks.

38. Get even or get over it?
Getting even usually makes you feel better and gets you over it.