Sunday, 24 February 2008

And the dimwit of the day award goes to......

Me.

So, usually I shut the dining room door to keep LB contained at night, but since it has been a bit rattley and annoying with the windows open, I left that one open last night, and just shut the laundry, bathroom and bedroom door instead.
However, I forgot one vital thing. Once my bedroom door is shut, you can't open it from inside.
Yup.
Woke up this morning to the sound of my bunny wreaking havoc in the bathroom. (Apparently I didn't shut that door too well). Went to tell her off and low and behold, I was trapped. Clever fairy.
Now, Mum has a spare set of keys, but she was at work and I couldn't contact her; I really didn't fancy ringing my landlady to come and rescue me; and I couldn't even crawl out the window because the security covers are locked and the keys are in the living room, and anyway, I still couldn't get back inside anyway, so after a little panicking, I grabbed a bobby pin and went to work. I could hardly believe it, but five minutes later I was free! Turns out the movies are right! You CAN use a hairpin to unlock doors! Although, it wasn't actually a lock, just a stuck latch thingee.
Anyway, I won't be doing that again!

One thing I do plan to keep doing is going up to Dorkland (no offense, Jaffas)! for ice skating practise. My darling Mummy came with me the other week, and after getting horrendously lost (thanks for the directions, Rob)! I found out that skating is not at all like riding a bike. I was truly awful. Tiny Asian children spinning around on one foot were sniggering at me. I used to be a great skater 11 years ago......
But, I am determined not to give up trying. It's too much fun. So, anyone else who is keen, let me know and we can go together.

Meanwhile I am so excited!
Last night after work, I went to see The Bucket List and squealed in my seat when the trailer for Mamma Mia! came on. (I was the only one in the cinema at that point, so I felt no shame)!
I haven't had a chance to see the stage show, and as most of you will know, I am the world's biggest ABBA fan, and the trailer looks absolutely fabulous! So much fun. Am thinking it may instantly knock Hairspray out of it's current #1 placing - the dvd of which I have nearly worn out after seeing it at the flicks 3 times!

It's an amazing cast too - Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Meryl Streep....
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, The Bucket List was a great film. I reccommend you go see it. Very sad, quite funny and most inspirational.
I can't stand Jack Nicholson, so wasn't too thrilled about spending two hours watching him, but Morgan Freeman is just wonderful. I could listen just to him talking for hours. Amazing voice.
Got me thinking about my own Bucket List (that's a list of things you want to do before you kick the proverbial bucket, for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about).
However, right now, in the completely messed up, unhappy, depressed, emotional state I am in, all I can think of is, be loved in the way I have given love in the past, without it all turning into a lie.
Will give the list some proper thought though, and revisit it in a later entry.

So, tomorrow is the big day for the film industry. Happy Oscars everyone!
With Nat gone from Rialto (sniff, we still miss you)! I have taken over organising this year's Oscars competition. And I intend to win!!!!!! (Mainly coz, Nat sent me her picks for this year's winners - tehe)!

Anyway, here are my choices:

Best Picture:
Atonement
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Juno

Best Actress:
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie - Away From Her
Marion Cotillard - La Vie en Rose (will be so annoyed if she doesn't win)!
Laura Linney - The Savages
Ellen Page - Juno

Best Actor:
George Clooney - Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd
Tommy Lee Jones - In the Valley of Elah
Viggo Mortensen - Eastern Promises

Best Supporting Actress:
Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There
Ruby Dee - American Gangster
Saoirse Ronan - Atonement
Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton - Michael Clayton

Best Supporting Actor:
Casey Affleck - The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Charlie Wilson's War
Hal Holbrook - Into The Wild
Tom Wilkinson - Michael Clayton

Best Director:
Julian Schnabel - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Jason Reitman - Juno
Tony Gilroy - Michael Clayton
Joel and Ethan Coen - No Country for Old Men
Paul Thomas Anderson - There Will Be Blood

Best Animated Feature Film:
Persepolis
Ratatouille
Surf's Up

Best Foreign Language Film:
Beaufort (Israel)
The Counterfeiters (Austria)
Katyn (Poland)
Mongol (Kazakhstan)
12 (Russia)

Best Adapted Screenplay:
Christopher Hampton - Atonement
Sarah Polley - Away From Her
Ronald Harwood - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Joel and Ethan Coen - No Country For Old Men
Paul Thomas Anderson - There Will Be Blood

Best Original Screenplay:
Diablo Cody - Juno
Nancy Oliver - Lars and the Real Girl
Tony Gilroy - Michael Clayton
Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco - Ratatouille
Tamara Jenkins - The Savages

I'm working tomorrow, and will probably be doing Oscars stuff all day to help promote our films, so will update with the winners, and see how I did.....oh, and the rest of the staff of course. I hope Tu's come up with some decent prizes and not just crap from the cupboard!

Oh my goodness! I completely just had the most amazing idea, way too late.
I so should have persuaded all the Rialto-ites to glam up tomorrow! We even have some red carpet lying around...DAMN!

Ah well, next year.

Be warned!

2 comments:

* said...

I forgot to ask you guys if you were doing an Oscar pickin' comp! :(
We didn't have one at the seven, but I picked 15 winners out of the whole 24 categories.

So did you win?

And yes, the Mamma Mia! trailer is fun, isn't it. :D

Janine said...

I can't believe Jess beat you! YOU! Shock horror!

Didn't win this year, but am still pleased with my result. 3rd is all good. But just wait till next year.....